Kenji Sato is a soon-to-be journalism graduate who enjoys writing flattering bios of himself in the third person.
His handsome looks are only surpassed by his gorgeous radio voice, which puts Morgan Freeman, David Attenborough, and George Takei to shame.
He covers hard news – news so hard that it makes you question the foundations of society and everyone you love.
He also writes fluff pieces – fluff pieces so fluffy that you’ll forget how terrible the world is for a few blissful moments.
Like an overworked baseball fielder, he has all bases covered.
What a guy. You should really give him a job. He’d really like that.
He can be contacted on his mobile: 0477875854, or through his email: kenji.yip.sato@gmail.com